This short story follows the wild journey of Ed "the Fiend" Miller and Sidney "Wild Hog" Walsh, two time travelers from a steampunk small town in Texas. They find themselves thrust into a futuristic, interconnected holographic city known as the Texas Union. Navigating this neon-lit, cyberpunk landscape in a flying Tesla Cybertruck, they encounter machine elves and confront a rogue AI, all while under the influence of psychedelic DMT, which unlocks supernatural cognition and reveals the quantum nature of reality. Their adventure blurs the lines between past and future, reality and hallucination, as they strive to save the Texas Union and find their place in this brave new world.